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A PREVIEW The calamitous 2008 November Presidential election had been a triumph for the Democrats. It had been a landslide victory for America’s first female candidate, Bella “Hell-On-Wheels” Van Cleaver, junior U.S. Senator from New York. The nation, in all its innate stupidity and unbridled hatred for the Republican President, had voted for change – big-time change – and change was what they were about to get.

President-elect Bella Van Cleaver was the very essence of off-the-wall Liberalism – a word now closely associated with classic Communism – and our “get-something-for-nothing” public absolutely adored her. Unsurprisingly, she despised and feared the military establishment, regarding them as a threat to her own megalomaniacal powers, despite the fact that she was destined to be their future Commander-in-Chief. She expressed these feelings only to her closest associates, using the foulest of back-room language. She wasn’t known as “Hell-On-Wheels Bella” for nothing.

What Bella failed to take note of, however, was that the hatred she kindled for the military, and which she thought she had so successfully concealed, was transcended a hundred-fold by the military, who regarded her as a simple-minded lame-brained power-mad bitch who was about to give the farm away. She was determined to cut spending and raise taxes. Her views on the world in general were narrow and calculated to serve only her needs. She cared not a whit about the “common-folk” whom she had so successfully conned into voting for her.

The Iraqi situation was just a thorn in her side that she had decided to dispense with once inaugurated. She would no longer seek advice from her military commanders, nor tolerate dissent in any form. She was, by God, going to be the President of the Frigging United States of America!

 

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